I am NOT going to tell you that I tried to Elf my family for two hours and couldn't do it.
I am NOT going to let you know that it felt like I was trying to get to the next level on Mario... only to forget to save all my progress... and in the process lose my child's hours of precious investment..
I am NOT going to reveal to you that I did both into Wee hours of the morning and have THIS to show for both. which is really pretty amazing...
Cause that would mean that I have an addictive personality and that I couldn't figure out technology.. or I was irresponsible and I could have been picking the weird particles of...?... out of my silverware drawer or sleeping or something...
maybe it shows that instead of dealing with life- I was lost in a make believe world... one filled with imaginary characters who make me smile.. wait.
And as long as I am NOT being honest about it.. I won't tell you that I have a Christmas gathering that I need to cook for tonight.. and that instead of even GETTING the stinkin groceries..
Here I sit.
And you know it... I tried again...I couldn't get it to work.. But I'm NOT telling you that.
So instead of dancing elf children, this is what you get:
One whole year old.
Isn't he just precious...?